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Friday, February 27, 2004

"That's so last semester!"
-- Danny T.

"She's alive, let's have a hoedown!"
-- Chris T.

"Where is the love?" (Kellie opens her mouth wide and makes gagging sounds.) "You swallowed the love?!?"
"Actually, I'm choking on it right now!"
-- Joe & Kellie

"If you don't occasionally contemplate suicide, you're just not paying attention."
-- Prof. Dietrich

"You can walk around naked. You can have sex with whoever you want. If you can talk them into it, so be it!"
-- Prof. Dietrich

"George W. Bush is the embodiment of America: a flaming hypocrite."
-- Prof. Dietrich

"Even bad sex is great sex... sex is probably the best argument for God... but never mind that..."
-- Prof. Dietrich, Philosophy

joyofmoo: Bradnon says Fridays
joyofmoo: hehe I just realized I called him Bradnon
joyofmoo: very space age don't you think?
joyofmoo: you know, like BRADNON, defender of the galaxies, or the evil overlord BRADNON

"In grammar class today, I introduced myself as "R.J., and I are here to learn to speak good." The teacher was frightened for a few seconds (being from Turkey, where they don't have sarcasm), until she got clued in to that I was kidding."
-- R.J.

"I've decided that if Watterson is ever going to become Weird-Person-Friendly (read: intelligent), somebody is going to have to start talking to strangers in elevators."
-- R.J.

"Aren't they cute? Let's pinch them."
"I'll fight you for the Italian gigolo."
"I don't want him. I want the big, puffy Jew."
-- Amanda and Kellie

:: Kellie 2/27/2004 12:45:00 PM [+] ::